Top 5 Fictional (Alcoholic) Drinks we Wish were Real

A glass of Scumble is enough to floor an elephant (unless you’re a wizard or Death) but does have a nice Tangy and Nutty flavor to it.

Moloko Plus/Milk Plus(A Clockwork orange)

Described as “Milk with knives in it”, Milk plus is what the gang of Droogs like to indulge in before they hit the town for a night of ‘Ultra-violence’ in the world of the Clockwork orange. It’s also the best argument when someone say’s no great story starts with milk. Of cause it does! It just needs an ultra-violent amount of alcohol in it.

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster (The Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy)

It is advised in ‘The Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy’ that you should “never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.”

And while we don’t know exactly on what the drink is based on we do know it was invented by President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebroxand and described by the guide as the best drink in the galaxy. It is said to feel like “having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” So I’m guessing it has a slightly citrusy taste to it. Maybe like a nuclear lemon sherbet.

Flaming Moe (Simpsons)

In the episode ‘Flaming Moe’s” from the infinitly running TV series the Simpsons. Homer invents a cocktail drink on fire which the Bartender Moe steals in order to become rich and calls it the Flaming Moe’s.

We don’t know exactly what’s in a Flaming Moe’s, but we do know it contains a lot of alcohol, couch syrup and fire. And was good enough to satisfy the tastes of an unbelievable alcoholic like Homer.

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