5 times Zeus just couldn’t keep it in his pants

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The swan song

Okay I’m just going to come out and say it, Zeus has a real animal fetish thing going on as you may have noticed. Also he doesn’t seem too concerned about things like polygamy or consent for that matter. And all this can be accumulated into this one tale, when Zeus went after Leda. At the time Leda was already married to the king of Sparta. But as a wise man once said what’s a king to a god. So when Zeus began to lust after Leda he bought out his craziest trick yet.

He first transformed into a swan. Then he let himself be attacked by a falcon in front of Leda, so that Leda would come to his protection.  Once Leda had shooed off the falcon and taken swan-zeus in her arms, he immediately begins to have sex/rape her depending of which version of the story you believe, and how worried you are about being struck by lightning.

The morel of all these Greek stories I guess is no matter if you are a queen or a shepherd, guy or girl, the king of the Gods Zeus will have crazy ‘animal’ sex with you (that’s my last pun I swear).

For more Epic adventures with Zeus and other Greek gods try the New World Odyssey series.